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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:18

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
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No, not a chance
Then came..
Loons and Moons
What are some cute stories with your crush?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to