What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

No, not a chance

Then came..

Loons and Moons

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

IBM Stock Gains As Tech Giant Offers Plan For Quantum Computing's 'Next Frontier' - Investor's Business Daily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Guest column | Field notes from the end of life: My thoughts on living while dying - The Washington Post

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?